Look what I can do!

I can... track down ancient reptiles, by crikey!

I can... chew my toes!
I can... touch my toes!
I can... climb a ladder!
I can... wave!

I can... take down ferocious lions!

I can... wear my hair like...this!?!

I can... drink strawberry milkshake from a straw!

I can... drive mommy's sink like I stole it!

I can... wrestle bears & WIN! And keep my hat on while doing so!

I can... find ways to do things I'm not supposed to do!!

(What 'cha cookin', mom?)

I can... drink tub water! Yummmm!
I can... beat you up, sucka'!
(Note the red dirt on this rough child's face!)