I can... track down ancient reptiles, by crikey!
I can... chew my toes!
I can... touch my toes!
I can... climb a ladder!
I can... wave!
I can... take down ferocious lions!
I can... wear my hair like...this!?!
I can... drink strawberry milkshake from a straw!
I can... drive mommy's sink like I stole it!
I can... wrestle bears & WIN! And keep my hat on while doing so!
I can... find ways to do things I'm not supposed to do!!(What 'cha cookin', mom?)
I can... drink tub water! Yummmm!
I can... beat you up, sucka'!(Note the red dirt on this rough child's face!)
